Some silly things that'll put a smile on your face

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity

I was born intelligent,
education ruined me

Practice makes perfect
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak

How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

Every man should marry
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

The wise never marry
and when they marry they become otherwise

Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today

'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk

'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So why learn...