My cousin turned 21 yesterday. Just like what I tell others who turn 21, I told him that he can officially watch porn. And I even offered to accompany him watch with the others who are alrdy 21 and above. In doing so we will leave the "kids" behind and let them be envious! Wahahaha....

However, I don't think that my cousins wld do so lor. My uncles and aunties wld skin me alive if i suggest that we watch porn, and they won't let me go back to Indo anymore. As such, my poor 外婆 (grandma) will wonder why her pretty grand-daughter doesn't visit her anymore. Being the filial and 乖 (guai=obedient) grand-daughter that I am, I shall behave and act 乖 when I go back. No more crazy acts and ideas from me. I think that my aunties and uncles alrdy think that I'm mentally impaired cos when I let my hair down there, I'd seem insane.

Today is another cousin's birthday. They are frm diff parents and they're cousins w each other as well. This cousin turns 30 today. And I didn't say much abt porn to him, cos i bet that he has watched tonnes of porn himself. In 5 months time he'll be a daddy. I'm so glad. I'll have a toy to play with when I go back. Actually I'll have 2 toys to play with when i go back. Another cousin-in-law of mine is pregnant too. My uncle is gonna be a grandad 2x next yr.

And in a few hours time, my bro will turn 25. If we were in Indo and in the same town, we cld have a 3 in 1 Birthday Celebration. Haha...

The day aft tmr is another cousin's birthday, that little brat will turn 9 or 10 i think. Nt that i care. I've nv had a good relations with my 叔叔's kids and wife anyway. The wife is an irritating lazy pig, who comes disturbing my life every once in 2 months.